Sunday, September 9, 2007

Shit on roads, Pee on walls, Spit on others!

I bought a new pair of sport shoes, a good make, shelled out 2K for it. I wore it in the evening the other day, proud of my new possession and was walking on the road, legally on the correct side. I was thinking of how good I would look with new shoes and was searching for answers my co athletes would ask me about shoes!
Aaargh! I landed my foot into a clutter of Spits on the road! Disgusting! I cleaned my foot on the nearby grass and started again, cursing all those sanctimonious sons of bitches! May be I was a little rude, but I too had a disgusting time.
A few months back I was climbing the steps of a Old Government building, every corner of the stair case is decorated with a red patch of red color, looked as if the color was sprinkled! Yes! you got it right its the Pan-Spit! These pan eaters are majorly from North part of India, though I don't rule out some cultured brutes among ourselves. Who will teach them decency, hygiene and cleanliness. I wonder if they spit in every corner of their houses also, or they spit only in other's houses! huh... How could their wives stay with those rotten mouths! Don't say women also are the same!
One day while trying to avoid a traffic jam, I took a small road which is generally deserted. I reached home early and parked my bike in front of my house, just before my living hall. Soon after I refreshed and was looking through the window of the living room, I realized my bike is stinking! Damn! I cut some cakes on road!, some are by cattle and some are by Human Cattle! When they have public latrines constructed every where, why do these people make the roads a fire place to walk! Don't they feel like relieved if they don't sit in open air, observing people go by!
Jago India Jago, Sikhao kuch, Seekho kuch! Doosron ko takleef mat do!

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